Revenge...
Serve it cold
re⋅venge
*Updated 18Feb09
[ri-venj]
verb, -venged, -veng⋅ing, noun
–verb (used with object)
| 1. | to exact punishment or expiation for a wrong on behalf of, esp. in a resentful or vindictive spirit: He revenged his murdered brother. |
| 2. | to take vengeance for; inflict punishment for; avenge: He revenged his brother's murder. |
| 3. | to take revenge. |
| 4. | the act of revenging; retaliation for injuries or wrongs; vengeance. |
| 5. | something done in vengeance. |
| 6. | the desire to revenge; vindictiveness. |
| 7. | an opportunity to retaliate or gain satisfaction. |
Origin:
1350–1400; ME revengen (v.) < MF, OF revenger, equiv. to re- re- + venger to avenge < L vindicāre; see vindicate
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For some, turning the other cheek and forgiving those who have hurt them brings relief. Good for them. For the rest of us, getting revenge is the only option. To get in on the fun hop on over to the RECIPES page to plot your targets demise!
As if it were necessary......Here are some good reasons for exacting your revenge:
1. They will finally learn their lesson.
2. Its good for your blood pressure.
3. Its not like you have anything else to do this weekend.
4. It will make your hair thicker and more luxurious.
5. The story of your epic revenge will reach the far ends of the globe and you will forever be known as a 'winner'.
6. Does it matter what I say? Really. You're going to justify it to yourself anyways.
7. No one crosses you. No. One.
8. You will finally find that lost sock.
9. You will wake up 5 lbs lighter.
10. I am including a #10 because all lists should include at least 10 items.
